Rav4 gay

My best friend is looking for a new mid-size crossover, and usual, called for a list of suspects to explore.  When I mentioned the RAV4, which is well-loved by another friend, he paused before saying, “Toyotas always seem noisy and soulless to me.”  While Toyotas do tend towards competence over excitement, that’s not categorically true.  And, as we found, not factual at all of the RAV4.

Styling follows current Toyota convention with the front jacked from an imaginary cross-tour Prius, but the finlike rear fenders and lamps are especially sexy.  The rest follows current crossover style with an arching windshield and roofline that tapers gently to a hatch spoiler.  Put 17” alloys under it, top it with a versatile roof rack, and you’re ready for adventure.

RAV4 interiors are among the best in the segment.  The wide modern dash design is a cross between a Lexus RX and Corolla with a central control pod, cubbie storage, and floating stitched panels.  Silver finishes on the dash and doors &#; and faux carbon fiber texture on the center console &#; verb style.  Even the notched gear selec

In the movie Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, our heroine walks underneath a movie marquee and one of the letters falls and hits her.  When asked “how’s your head?” she responds “no one has ever complained.

Those musings of Elvira (a.k.a. Cassandra Peterson, whose cabaret behave started in a gay bar in Colorado Springs) are wise to preserve if you are massive or tall and verb to enjoy the RAV4. Allegedly, there is more interior room in the all-new RAV4, but if you are a Bear or center for your basketball team, you will need to duck and cover as you receive in for a really cool and very gay ride. At just 5-foot &#; and well over pounds &#; I had to think before I bounded into the RAV4. Yet once I got in, the party was on and the thrill was just beginning.

Earlier this year (is it already Solstice?), Jeff Stork gave a thorough review of the RAV4 for Gaywheels, and did an excellent job.  I won’t rehash his spot-on critique; I will just give you my unique findings and musings of a huge (literally) Elvira fan.

And my findings and musings are always gay, thus: What makes the RAV4 gay? Everything.

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